Monday, February 21, 2011

Dads who drink and cuss...

Shit.  Damn.  Hell.  And of course, fuck.  Yes, I say those words.  Sometimes in anger, sometimes in fun.  Sometimes just because i like the power behind the words.  Cussing can be fucking hilarious.  It can also be fuckin serious.  Regardless, as an adult male of my species, I am allowed to say whatever the hell I want, as long as I am not in the position of offending old women or providing small children with a new vocabulary. I grew up in a house with constant cussing and yelling.  It taught me what not to say, but it also taught me the correct way to cuss.  I learned 47 different ways to use the word "fuck".  None of them were acceptable at my elementary school.  But on the playground, I was a god.  My 14 yr old cusses.  Not to us, but with her friends.  She hates it when we use curse words, but she has no qualms about throwing a WTF out there on FaceBook.

I also drink...socially, and I am nowhere near as social as I wanna be!  I enjoy a good margarita.  Rum makes me happy.  Vodka and whatever is a good substitute for a tall glass of water.  A cold beer with a burger or pizza has been known to hit the spot.  Hell yeah!  I enjoy my adulthood rights!

I am just an average, everyday, normal guy.  And if people dont like that, they can go to hell, and stick their self righteous ideals up their asses.  Like Popeye...I am what I am.

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