crazy fuckin kids...

What is it about kids, especially the young ones, that make them want to climb up in your bed with you at night? When she was just a baby, I thought it was sweet when she slept with us in the bed.  10 cute fingers and toes squirming around all night, and she smelled so sweet.  Now...she's almost 5 yrs old!  You have a room! With more toys than me! Go to bed there!  Get out of my bed, I want to spoon (or fork) my wife! I do not appreciate your smallish, cold feet working there way down into my underwear all night. Now you drool...and snore! Yes, its a cute little girl snore, but a snore nonetheless!  We bought you a bed...go to it! I want my bed back!  Its a very comfortable bed...a Heavenly bed! We copied it from the Westin hotels and it is soooo soft and comfy.  I miss having more than a sliver of it.  I sleep on the last 5 1/2 inches of the bed.  My wife gets her half, devil-child gets 2/3's of my half...and I get the last sliver of mattress all to my self. No wonder I stay up on the computer until 1am...