Spring Break Days 3 thru today...

I never knew how much I could miss some people!  I had great big plans for my week home alone.  Garage cleaning, finally hanging my 80 lb heavy bag, yard work, house cleaning (i do my phukin share!), etc, etc, etc... What I ended up doing was going out to eat every fuckin nite, eating too fuckin much, drinkin too fuckin much and not gettin enough fuckin done around here.  I overslept every damn day, ended up with half the kitchen at my computer desk, resulting in me carrying a large black yard trash bag around removing all traces of my sloppy assed ways before the family gets back.

One problem was that I received a new ipod that I won on ebay. (won on ebay? I paid for that shit!) It is an 80gb video model that I got for 71 bucks and it has over 9000 songs on it.  I have been playin with that fucker for 4 damned days now!

I am also lazy and figured I deserved a Spring Break as much as the next guy! And I got one. I still have the bottle of rum and tequila to prove it...

Drive faster, Cupcake!  Your hubber misses you! (I'm gettin laid tonite!)

Spring Break, Day 2

The wife and kids arrived at their destination safe and sound.  That being said, they need to come home NOW!  Bring your phukin asses home where they belong.  I miss my big girls cocky smile.  I miss my lil girl kickin me in the back all night.  I miss my wife's sexy ass...ways. I need them...

I mean, I am drinkin too much and not getting shit done.  I crumble without my sweet girls.

Me and the dog are NOT gettin along.  I need a dog whisperer.  One that doesnt charge money, because I am not paying for that stupid shit,  If it costs me 20 bucks, the fuckin dog can continue to hate my fat ass. Anyway, she doesnt want me anywhere near her, and it takes an act of Congress to get her to go outside and take a dump.  WTF. I mean, you have to take a dump eventually.  She hasnt touched food in two days, so I put some beef in there tonight and I hope she takes the hint.  Momma aint home, dog, get over it!

Spring Break, Day 1

Got up before 4:30am, or was it 5:30am? (muthaphukin daylight savings shit!) and packed up my wife and two lovely children so that they could drive to Florida to visit a Grandparent!  I had pneumonia a month or so ago, and used up all my available time off (muthaphukin corporate rules!) so I do not get to go on this adventure.  I have lots of plans and things to do while they are gone, but here it is, DAY 1, and between the weather and the internet, I simply could not get motivated.  Did some yard work, and cleaned up and went shopping to get my weeks worth of bachelor food and ended up picking up a sackful of these pre mixed, pre frozen margaritas.  Well, after a few tacos, I had managed to consume 4 of these big old bastards!  The first 2 were to help me sleep tonight, since I dont do that so well without my wife next to me.  The second 2 was because they tasted so fucking awesome after floating an extra shot of tequila on top of each one.  Either way, once I climb in bed, I should sleep ok.

I miss my family!  But at least the dog has gone outside to pee twice today without me getting bit....

I hope I live until the end of the week!