WTF is it with cats, dogs and pets in general? They must do some heavy partying while the humans are away during the day, because as soon as you hit the door in the evening, the dog rushes outside to relieve herself. The cat just sits there, curled up and lookin miserable, but as soon as you step further in the house, you notice that small, furry package that has been horked up right in your favorite chair. Cats are just plain nasty. They lick themselves for hours until they get a big assed hair ball that they have to spit up. What animal does that?
Tomorrow I am going to draw a line on all the bottles in the bar to mark their levels. I'm thinking the dog is drinking the vodka, and the cat has been hitting the tequila.....
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